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whenever i take of my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

i crave connection but also silence and zero human interaction

idk man. i just think itd be really cool if sign language classes were mandatory throughout primary school. yeah because it would make communication with deaf kids and autistic/nonverbal kids much easier. and those kids would be accessible to the others so they could make friends and have healthy relationships. yeah. and kids would eat that shit up man. like their own little secret language? they love that.

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

its monday remember to cough blood into your handkerchief and faint and hit your head on a sharp corner and have a beautiful solemn funeral

Mr T's attitude RE: fools - actually quite generous?

You know MyChart not MyStory. bitch