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whenever i take of my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

people keep following me on here but they don't mean it

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s