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whenever i take of my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

nothing was the same

low tide

Getting high on open window air

“nobody likes abortion” i do. i think its awesome actually.

Charli album out tonight, block every gay guy you see right now. A good offense is the best defense

I’ve actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for pasta

i make decisions n then i’m like . is this even what i Want

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

Remember when we watched 7 fucking hours of One Direction