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whenever i take of my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

it's always that damn mouse and not me. what if i want a cookie . what about my needs

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

look at us. blogging

computah show me a way out that isn’t through

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

why did i invite the freaky psycho sexual clown to our dodge ball game? well, because he is good at dodge ball

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing