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heated rivalry season 2 should be a straightforward retelling of the epic of gilgamesh

it always pisses me off anytime harrison browne is headlined as “heated rivalry actor” as if he’s not literally the first trans pro hockey player???? likeeeee put some respect on his name!!!!!! yeah harrison it’s cool that you won back-to-back isobel cups while openly trans but really we care about the 30 secs you spent standing next to connor storrie. Could you talk about that a little more for us harrison

This is painfully American

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

she crash on my car til i understand

”in the kingdom of the mice the one eyed cat is queen”. is something gerard said during foundations last night for some reason if anyone cares

when you’re too femme for the mascs but too masc for the femmes theres only one place you can go. the my chemical romance concert