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            ❝   so there are ... more of you.  is it, like, a club, or something?               oh. oh, boy. well, uh, don’t let me stop you. go ahead and tell.   ❞

            ❝   sounds fun n’ all, but there  isn’t enough luck in the world that would convince me to part with any of the money i have at this point in time.   ❞

            ❝   o-oh, what a smooth segue  into your introduction! i, on the other hand, will just be direct and tell you that my name is seth.              my deepest sympathies, ma’am. i wish you the best of luck with shaking off the chains that your mother may or may not tie you in.             i do hope you meant that on a metaphorical level. if not, this just took a turn for the disturbing.   ❞

             ❝   of course i do. i mean,  it’s a necessity. but i don’t think i’ve ever met anyone who loves it so much that they can deliver ten-minute anecdotes about it.   ❞

               it’s been three minutes,  and he hasn’t managed to get a single word in, which is just              unacceptable. but she seems to be winding down, anyway.  (  not like seth would know. he stopped listening a while ago.  )

           ❝   are you, um, okay?  you seem               i wanna say, agitated bordering on slightly murderous?   ❞

           ❝   i’m no hero.  i put my bra on one boob at a time just like everybody else.   ❞

           ❝   please just go away.  i’m in mourning.   ❞

               if you want a starter please like this post! (and specify muse / temperament, if you’d like; otherwise, i’ll just randomize it.)

            ❝   i’m usually all for tall tales,  but that one in particular is just          especially difficult to believe.   ❞

             ❝   hey, i need you to           hel-lo, what is happening in here?   ❞

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               if you want a starter please like this post! (and specify muse / temperament, if you'd like; otherwise, i’ll just randomize it.)