BETTER THAN HEAVEN

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

leaves*

where are you going

[puts water in blender by itself] [puts on highest setting for a full minute] fuck you

How dare you dude. Trent was wearing that purple cashmere sweater tonight because he wanted to try something new and expand his wardrobe. You know purple isn’t in his normal color palette and he was really unsure about himself. Why would you make fun of him dude what’s your fucking deal. If you keep putting your bros down like this then I’m gunna have to suspend you from the frat

are you ok

It’s a little hard to type with this silent European man’s pelvic bones digging into my thigh every time I try to look at the screen he moves in front of it

Be the bigger person. Get really buff and then knock the fucking shit out of them