;;*;;Gonna Fly;;*;;

Ya’ll ready to heck the monsters when they sleek, “sexy” “pretty” sensual ones but when I say I wanna heck a monster I mean a big scary fucker. I mean huge, two sets of arms the size of tree trunks, sharp teeth in each of his/her multiple drool-dripping, blood covered, mouths, big ol’, demon from Satan’s nightmares, hundred eyes, can pick me up with one hand like I’m two grapes, 600 lbs of soul devouring, animalistic horror movie monster shit. We don’t play those games in this house. Go hard or go home.

Ya’ll ready to heck the monsters when they sleek, “sexy” “pretty” sensual ones but when I say I wanna heck a monster I mean a big scary fucker. I mean huge, two sets of arms the size of tree trunks, sharp teeth in each of his/her multiple drool-dripping, blood covered, mouths, big ol’, demon from Satan’s nightmares, hundred eyes, can pick me up with one hand like I’m two grapes, 600 lbs of soul devouring, animalistic horror movie monster shit. We don’t play those games in this house. Go hard or go home.

I got a lot of people on this post talking about they want both, good for you. But I don’t. Make your own post for that shit. This post out here validating the big scary fuckers. If i wanted both, I woulda put it on here

@the-husbando

All hail the King of the North

I threw my phone

no offense but can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now

*pokes bruise* where did you come from?