flickermansalad

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

is this a reaction or an example

both

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

you know what, im really fucking pissed off today because im trying to apply for university things, and no one is replying to any of my emails. so im really fucking pissed off, and i come on tumblr and i scroll down and i see this guy all suave and its like all of my hate is this fucking wombat and i am seeing red. this guy is all smug and chill and im like fuck you little baby wombat, you dont have to worry about university and modern society, go suck a dick and grow some fur you smug bastard

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry