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I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

I wonder if someone has ever thought of me so much at night that they couldn’t sleep

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

And a warm girl

I have never before seen such a brown kitty.

IT LOOKS LIKE A S'MORES POPTART

chaotic neutral

The amount of sex I need right now is ridiculous.

The customer is not just satisfied. He is amazed ….

let’s play a game called do i really have a crush on this person or am i just so starved for attention and affection that i’ll invent infatuations

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

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you’re my favorite notification.