Holy shite

No he didn’t

You won’t regret unmuting this.

Not to put my head back into the cross hairs but is heterobutch a thing cause I want to date a girl that can be this cool.

im calling my snipers on you for making me read heterobutch with my own eyes

throwback to that time in 2013 when i made a text post that said “i would die without weed” and someone reported it to my college as a suicide threat and they pulled me out of class and made me see a counselor who had the text post printed out and highlighted on a piece of paper

*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

I know this seems like such a niche topic to get into but I grew up in an old town where everyone has one or two ghost stories, and it’s almost always wives telling them while their husbands chuckle and shake their heads throughout the entire story. It doesn’t matter whether they believe in ghosts or not. What it is is one adult recounting experiences they not only firmly believe to have happened one way, but which have profoundly affected their lives, and the other adult literally publicly laughing at them “hahaha, women and their imaginations, you know?” Both possibilities shock me but don’t really come as a surprise: the husband literally thinks his wife is such a child that she “imagined” these experiences like a backyard game for elementary schoolers, or the husband believes his wife apparently idk?? hallucinated but it’s not a big deal and we don’t need to have a discussion about her health and whether she feels safe and happy in her home because again. silly women and their apparent hallucinations you know???

Turns out horror tropes aren’t actually Metaphors, that’s really just how it is

A butch lesbian would like give up 2 and a half years of her life for this combo

If Comrade Lenin here keeps sitting out here lookin like a snack and a half I’m gonna seize his means of production ya feel?

Why did you force me to read these cursed words

Have your read your own url ma’am

that was the uggliest sound I’ve ever heard….. lol 

when he pulls out

LMAOOOOO