RANDOM QUOTES PROMPT MEME #02
45 random quotes for rp and/or general writing prompts!
βIf you canβt explain it simply, you donβt understand it well enough.β
βIβm about as intimidating as a butterfly.β
βAll of my best friends are dead people. Someday Iβve got to figure out how that happened.β
βAct first, explain later.β
βMy melon soul, crushed by your Gallagher of apathy.β
βThe planet is fine. The people are fucked.β
βI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.β
βItβs not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.β
βNever miss a good chance to shut up.β
βI donβt hate you.. I just donβt like that you exist.β
βDo you ever think if people heard our conversations theyβd lock us up?β
βGood things come to those who wait.β
βThe funniest people are the saddest ones.β
βThe human body is the best work of art.β
βAh coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish todayβs tasks.β
βI think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: βAlcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.ββ
βWhat about a compromise? Iβll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, Iβll apologize.β
"Some people have no idea what theyβre doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.β
βNever argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.β
βThink of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.β
βFighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.β
βItβs never just a game when youβre winning.β
βMy advice: just keep moving straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.β
βA good motto to live by: βAlways try not to get killed.ββ
βCourage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.β
βHas this world been so kind to you that you should leave with regret?β
βNothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours.β
βReason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning.β
βAnyone who doesnβt take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.β
βWith the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere.β
βAn explanation of cause is not a justification by reason.β
βAll right, then, Iβll go to hell.β
βFew of us can stand prosperity. Another manβs, I mean.β
βDrag your thoughts away from your troublesβ¦ by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.β
βWork is a necessary evil to be avoided.β
βLaws control the lesser manβ¦ Right conduct controls the greater one.β
βPrinciples have no real force except when one is well-fed.β
βMany a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.β
βI have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.β
βLet us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.β
βNever interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.β
βOne of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.β
βWe have, I fear, confused power with greatness.β
βStrive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.β