୧ ‧₊˚ Miss Green⋆˚✿˖°

It is a great pleasure to see you here on my blog. Allow me to introduce myself: My name is Flaura Green; You may call me Green or Miss Green for short. I am a plant activist dedicated my unlife to protecting and spreading awareness about the endangerment of plants. My goal is to end this brutal ongoing Plants vs Zombies war. If you want to assist me in achieving this goal, follow me and together we can bring peace back to our green planet.

A common misconception about Chompers is that they are blood-thirsty monsters who likes to kill zombies. They're not, actually. For a creature who is unfortunately without eyes, they never know what is in front of them and can be aggressive as a way to protect themselves. And to prove my point, I will befriend this chomper here.

There, my dear... Be not afraid. I'm not gonna hurt you...

Although, I must say that as much as my Plants and I appreciate the sentiment, we worry about you intentionally starving yourself. My friends have told me that brains and plants are essential to a Zombie's diet, and that there are still alternatives such as livestock brains and and non-sentient plants to eat instead. Though maybe you and Zombies from your timeline have different biological needs?

Regardless, please do take care of yourself Miss Green. I'd say that you are genuinely a really nice person, and we wish to see you thrive!

- 🌌🎏

@zcorpofficial

*Woof woof!*

Its tail wags as it cutely looks up at you, looks like it wants to play!

And it looks oddly familiar... like a smaller version of your friend's wolf pal....

Other zombies? You mean the zombie leaders? Well, i will give you my honest opinions on each of them, my friend.

Dr Zomboss is a cruel and egoistic leader. For over a decades now, he has been committing genocide and torture these unfortunate plants. Not to mention he has wasted so much environmental and labor resources just to continue this endless war and stroke his own ego. His sins shall never be forgiven!

General Camo is no difference either. He promised to give us a better future, but he keeps doing the exact same thing as the current leader: contributing to the war and kill thousands of innocent lives.

Hunterria is my dearest friend. She is an honorable warrior and a kind ally who cares for the environment like me. Though, I just wish she didn't dedicate her unlife to serving Zomboss. Oh, how unaware she is!

Lucky is just a good-for-nothing, lazy scum who relies on pure coincidences to strive. I believe, without his luck, he won't be lasting long

Greedy is a despicable manchild! The amount of nature resources he's stolen to build his factories and facilities is extremely massive and utterly unacceptable.

The Anti-Bully-Squad is a group of determined people, I'd say. But their inability to work together and do anything properly won't help them to proceed, I afraid.

Miss Information is a vile and cunning liar, twisting my words and trying to silence me and my friend. No matter how much she tries, she can never deny the truth.

I must ask you this, since you (allegedly) dont eat, How do you satiate your hunger? Do you like, eat light particles like Plankton from SpongeBob, or do you have some alternative method?

@zcorpofficial

Well, As an undead being, I find it uneccesary to eat to prolong my unlife, so to minimize the damage caused to the environment as much as possible, I've decided to quit consuming whatsoever, and I think every zombies should too!

Why of course, my dear