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When are you going to make baguette centipede.

- (You know exactly who I am)

ASDFGHJKL- The heck you doing over here??? 😭

Gimme a bit- I'm still babysitting the pups while their grandma and mom take one hell of a nap.

Also no more baguette centipede. I've done the "math", it's wayy too time consuming.

Oh- And YOU BETTER NOT COME HERE AND EAT HUNTERRIA'S BOOBIES (birds).

I will NOT allow you to drive this population of boobies to EXTINCTION. AGAIN.

Oh, she's asleep right now, but to give you an idea on how tall she is compared to me- an ordinary human-

(well... This is moreso how it feels lol. This also might be biased knowing how I'm like.. short)

OHOHOHOHOHOHO I'm glad to asked anon!

Miss Information - I think this one's obvious, but I don't trust her, nor do I like her. However.. she's oddly useful in keeping up with the happenings around here.. which I'll give her credit for.

Greedy? The OPPOSITE of every booktok girlies' dreams. In my opinion.

Hunterria - The best, the greatest, and also- my good friend

The Anti Bully Squad - They're really dumb, but really endearing to me for some reason.. Hope they're okay, wherever they are.

Zombert - He's a good kid. I like to put on his streams while washing the dishes.

Camo - He's cool I guess, not much to say here

The Nanny - I have yet to meet her, so I can't say much

Zomboss: bald

Professor Brainstorm - Baguette 🥖 🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖

Lucky: Definitely an omega in the omegaverse. Without a doubt.

(*humming can be heard in the background, alongside the scratching of a pen on some paper..*)

🎶 hmm mm forever, don't let go of me.. 🎶

🎶 I'll die if I wither in your memory... 🎶

🎶 Wag mo kong kalimutan kahit lumipad akong malayo 🎶

🎶 wag mong kalimutan ako-

. . .

Huh??

(*trying to zoom into paper noises*)..

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.. Oh right-

This isn't a screen. . . (😅)

*rustle rustle*

Hm?

. . . . . Magic purple woman..?

. . Hunterria? Hunterria! You're back! You and I have so much to- Good lord you look exhausted! Are you alright?

Hunterria search for Wolfy Junior and not stop for long time........ Hunterria and Wolfy not find him.

*whine..*

Well, don't worry, as I've got good news for you! Wolfy Junior has already been found! He's with the rest of the pups, taking a nap- something I think you and Wolfy could use.

Wait.. Magic Purple Woman find Wolfy Junior?

No, but your friend Miss Green did!

. . . Good. Hunterria thank magic purple woman, and will later thank Flower Woman.. Hunterria and Wolfy rest now. Hunterria and Wolfy very tired...

Alrighty. I'll stick around a little bit more though, so you can rest, sounds okay with you?

Yes. . . Thank you Purple Woman...

*rustle.. shuffle*

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Heh.. Guess Hunterria's back folks!

(*picks up phone*)

Though, I'll be around just a little longer, so she can rest peacefully. Send in whatever final questions y'all got, since Hunterria will take over as soon as she wakes up, and I'll be off to make my really really REALLY long baguette.

Boop!

End of Recording.

Well, me and Hunterria met a long while ago..

I was just going about my life, walking through the forest and being

✨ whimsical ✨

With all the wonderful whimsy I inherited from my mom, who's name is fittingly Wonder, when I stumbled across a cool looking cave with vines growing all over it's entrance!

Turns out it was the entrance to Hunterria's sanctuary! And to a degree, her grove and hunting grounds

That's how we stumbled into eachother, with Hunterria pointing her axe at me and demanding who I was an what I was doing there- which was fair honestly. While I didn't know it was Hunterria's place, I was technically trespassing.

Anyway, after proving myself not a threat, I decided to help her out! Since apparently she was having trouble rounding up some animals that had been scattered all over her sanctuary.

This led to that, and now we're friends!

The rest is pretty much history, with me showing her Tumblr, and the creation of this account.

Closeups below 👇

*rustle rustle*

Well frick, it appears that "Luck" has taken his leave and handed over his blog to some rando..

(sigh) Hunterria won't be happy... But maybe it's for the best.

Arf! Arf!

Huh?

Woof! Arf!

Oh! Sorry Artemis, but Hunterria and Wolfy's not back yet..

whine...

Aww, don't be sad girl! I uh...

(rustle rustle...)

Aha!

(SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK)

Why don't you.. Go fetch!

(Several barking noises could be heard in the background)

That should keep them distracted for a bit!

Huh-? Oh snap I accidentally hit reco-

It's been a while since I've last checked on this site, but things sure seem to have gotten..., hectic, for lack of a better word. I'm not sure who else to trust, so if you don't mind me also asking, what's going on right now with the main timeline here?

Stay safe now! And here are some treats for Hunterria's pups too (if these made it thru this time rift, that is) 🦴🍗

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I'm doing great! And thanks for the treats, the pups really like em!

I'm.. not exactly a timeline crossoverer, moreso multiverse traveler actually!

To give you a summary, here's what happened, (excluding the extra shenanigans that happened that is):

- Lucky got possessed by someone or something named Clover/Luck

- Camo and Brainstorm... Ehhh I dunno about em exactly... Haven't been keeping up, but they definitely like like eachother

- Someanon (someone + anon) threw a truth-shroom at Zomboss, and he confessed how he really feels about Dave

- Dave dissapeared for a bit, and turns out he was with Zomboss

- Penny took over Dave's blog for a bit.. and uh found out what happened above, got mad and decided to join Z-Corp

- Meanwhile, Brainstorm dissapeared for a bit, and this guy named "Ali" took over

- Clover offered to get rid of Brainstorm, and Ali agreed, resulting in Brainstorm's lab getting blown up where he works at

- Brainstorm is thankfully (un)alive and well, hospitalized presumably.

- Ali appears to have lost his memories for some reason, how odd...

- Camo has gone off the grid, but he asked Hunterria to avenge Brainstorm in his absence

- Hunterria WAS going to confront Lucky/Clover, but Wolfy Junior went missing while she was preparing to leave, hence why I am here!

Oh! And a couple new ask blogs popped up! Haven't checked them out myself, but there's this Miss Green lady that sounds interesting!

And uhh, that's about it I guess! I'll leave the rest to you to catch up, but that's all I know so far!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh-

Well, I'd like to clarify that I am most definitely human! With perfectly normal red human blood and a perfectly normal human body!

Without a doubt haha! 😅

Er- she calls me magic purple woman because of my, well, purple hair and how I'm kind of a really good magic user!

Not- not that good- not that good though! All I can.. kinda do is conjure some pizza in an empty box haha...

Oh- well I'm Nikki! The "magic purple woman" Hunterria is usually reffering to!

I'm the one who helped make this blog of hers, and in recent times, have been asked to run it while she's out looking for one of Wolfy's pups.

I understand if you've never heard of me before, I kind of not post much on my main (@thereal-rainbowcat-nikki) due to life stuff lol

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Forget I asked that last question.

-Helpful Anon

Ah, well, the clovers would've indeed been painted red with blood tomorrow, actually. Emphasis on 'would've' though.

Me and Hunterria already discussed this a couple days back actually

I suggested we go find that "Ali" guy, get some answers, but she insisted she.. confronted a certain someone who's name I'd rather not invoke right now. Alone.

I was going to secretly follow her, be her eyes in the sky (literally, lol) while she did what she had to do

Unfortunately, she had to drop everything because Wolfy Jr went missing while the other pups were playing in a field inside her sanctuary

Tad bit suspicious don't you think? How, the night before Hunterria goes out to.. well.. hunt for a certain someone, one of Wolfy's pups dissapears without a trace..