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@flatnoratheory
ahahahahaha we’re technically mutuals because I follow you on my main and you follow me on @flatnoratheory (this is the real flatnora yes)
bitch, i love the flat nora theory,,,,,,,,,nora is one flat bitch i tell u,,,,,,,,,if she even exists,,,,,,,,
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testimonials from flat nora enthusiasts (pt 2)
“If you hold her up to a window, you can see the light shining through her” - @philester
“She-she’s taken everything... my son, my home... nora...please” - @waveydnp
“The only thing flatter than dan howell’s ass” - @danielhowall
*refused to show her face, and emailed us this* “On all levels except physical, I am 3D” - @x-filer
“Can you stop asking me? I don’t know who the fuck nora is” - @demonphannie
@pseudophan
@pseudophan
GO TO SLEEP
you should all be fucking ashamed of yourselves
Sneak peak into my secret project with @pseudonora
“You can feel Nora’s magnetic big dick energy pulling you towards her closed bedroom door. You ignore the Beware Of Dog sign she has stuck on aforementioned door, and break it down effortlessly with one elbow. You are ready for some hot furry sex when you realize she isn’t in there. Her lizard suit lies empty on the bed and a printed wall of mean anon asks sits undisturbed. “Cotton Eyed Joe Gregorian Chant Nightcore Hardcore Dubstep Remix, - part 4” is playing at full volume. About twenty black eyeliner pencils are scattered around the room. But…. you hear movement!!!”
Like and reblog to support the finished product uwu owo and thank you very much we are two talented youth struggling to make our names in the writing world
@pseudophan
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I made some despacito pride flags! Please don’t use without credit 😩😩😩🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@pseudophan
we all know that “i’m watching football, i’m... supporting england” actually means “i’m checking out sports boys when my husband’s out if the room” daniel, you’re not slick
There’s so many pseudo phan blogs out there now ffs. Any favorites? Least favorites?
i don’t have any least favourites but @flatnoratheory is a great one
Nora is actually a fan blog for me
Testimonials from flat nora enthusiasts
“Bitch needed a paperweight to keep her down” - @manchester-macchiatos
“I didn’t trust her around my children” - @awrfhi
“I’m retiring from writing phanfic and only focusing on the flat nora theory” - @danfanciesphil
“Who the fuck is nora?” - @demonphannie
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You thought I’d post a proof post??? I didn’t because I’m a
Weak bitch
STOP SENDING ASKS SAYING WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER NORA FAN ACCOUNT. I’M NO “FAN ACCOUNT” IM TRYING TO SPREAD THE TRUTH. WHO WOULD STAN NORA ANYWAY THAT BITCH IS 2 DIMENSIONAL
New proof emerges
Nora claims she is “gay” but if u take the word apart it contains the letter “a”
What also contains the letter “a” you ask? The word “flat”
CLEARLY THIS IS SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING
@pseudophan EXPLAIN!!!!
@pseudophan is 2 dimensional and I can prove it
We all know the earth is flat. Big fucking deal. But Nora aka @pseudophan is actually in on the whole “government is run by lizards” thing.
She tries to act like she’s a furry so we don’t get suspicious but I know the truth. She’s flat.
Have you ever seen her in real life??? Nope. Statistically it’s just as likely as not that she’s flat. Plus she’s always on tumblr so I’m forced to conclude that she is too embarrassed by not having physical width to go outside ever
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE PEOPLE
