#flatnoratheory

We all know the earth is flat. Big fucking deal. But Nora aka @pseudophan is actually in on the whole “government is run by lizards” thing.

She tries to act like she’s a furry so we don’t get suspicious but I know the truth. She’s flat.

Have you ever seen her in real life??? Nope. Statistically it’s just as likely as not that she’s flat. Plus she’s always on tumblr so I’m forced to conclude that she is too embarrassed by not having physical width to go outside ever

“If you hold her up to a window, you can see the light shining through her” - @philester

“She-she’s taken everything... my son, my home... nora...please” - @waveydnp

“The only thing flatter than dan howell’s ass” - @danielhowall

*refused to show her face, and emailed us this* “On all levels except physical, I am 3D” - @x-filer

“Can you stop asking me? I don’t know who the fuck nora is” - @demonphannie

“You can feel Nora’s magnetic big dick energy pulling you towards her closed bedroom door. You ignore the Beware Of Dog sign she has stuck on aforementioned door, and break it down effortlessly with one elbow. You are ready for some hot furry sex when you realize she isn’t in there. Her lizard suit lies empty on the bed and a printed wall of mean anon asks sits undisturbed. “Cotton Eyed Joe Gregorian Chant Nightcore Hardcore Dubstep Remix, - part 4” is playing at full volume. About twenty black eyeliner pencils are scattered around the room. But…. you hear movement!!!”

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Nora claims she is “gay” but if u take the word apart it contains the letter “a”

What also contains the letter “a” you ask? The word “flat”

CLEARLY THIS IS SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING