@pseudophan is 2 dimensional and I can prove it
We all know the earth is flat. Big fucking deal. But Nora aka @pseudophan is actually in on the whole “government is run by lizards” thing.
She tries to act like she’s a furry so we don’t get suspicious but I know the truth. She’s flat.
Have you ever seen her in real life??? Nope. Statistically it’s just as likely as not that she’s flat. Plus she’s always on tumblr so I’m forced to conclude that she is too embarrassed by not having physical width to go outside ever
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE PEOPLE














