Anxiety, Soda, Flannels, and Driving
Badly describe my muse in my inbox.
“Driving? C’mon, man; I almost died jumping a car over a ravine. I kinda suck at driving.”
One Nice Bug Per Day
dirt enthusiast
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Love Begins
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

todays bird
noise dept.
Stranger Things

JVL

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes

@theartofmadeline
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YOU ARE THE REASON

Origami Around

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@flanneliisms
Anxiety, Soda, Flannels, and Driving
Badly describe my muse in my inbox.
“Driving? C’mon, man; I almost died jumping a car over a ravine. I kinda suck at driving.”

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Badly describe my muse in my inbox.
When I saw this vine, all I could think of was Ford, and I finally drew a quick comic about it :D
And that’s how Fordy Fresh was born
*comes back to life after 600 years*
for real this time. probably
this was too good xD

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BABY FIGHTS
"I'm sore and tired and upset."
“Aw, that sucks, man. What happened?”
“roll”
This is magical.
"Okay, well, someone tell me I'm a cinnamon bun, because I am both very cute and precious."
“Yeah, dude; you’re definitely the most cinnamon bun-y person I’ve ever met. You should, like, totally make a cinnamon bun sweater or something.”
Random Starters from a group message I'm in
"I'm pretty sure this yogurt is expired."
"I'm sore and tired and upset."
"So if you see a person that looks homeless, that's me."
"Should I bring you pants?"
"If you don't get up, I will call your ass."
"He's my platonic hoe. I, like, own that ass...platonically."
"You know your life sucks when you resort to drinking diet Dr. Pepper."
"Do you guys think I'm a slut?!"
"...And we crawled through the woods. We were sneaky and shit."
"So my night in general was pain."
"I'm not sad. I'm happy with doing nothing the rest of the day."
"Stop wallowing in self-pity."
"You decided to spend last night at an orgy instead of with us. Your loss, babe."
"I'm so alone. And cold."
"Alright, but the most important thing we've learned tonight is Pitbull's name is Armando Christian Pérez."
"This is awful. I'm gonna cry."
"Okay, you want pussy, we get it!"
"Pussy, pussy, pussy, marijuana."
"Well apparently no one in this fucking planet wants to hang out with me tomorrow."
"Honestly I'd rather be at home playing the sims."
"Lowkey regret my decision."
"Is no one gonna help me?!"
"Okay fine I'll just cry in the corn."
"We can drive the golf cart into he sunset."
"UPDATE: ________ WENT FLYING THROUGH THE GOLF CART WINDSHIELD AND I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF."
"_______. You. Little. Shit."
"Yeah, well, she threw my frog into the corn."
"I'm sorry bud. That joke is just gonna soar to new horizons...you see, it didn't seem to land."
"Okay, well, someone tell me I'm a cinnamon bun, because I am both very cute and precious."
"HE FUCKING SOARED!"

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"WENDY!!! FATHER-DAUGHTER BONDING! NOW!!!"
Wendy strolled to her father’s side, unfazed by his all too familiar harsh tone. She enjoyed spending time with her father, despite the fact that his choice of activities was sometimes not very appealing to the lazy teen.
“Alright; what totally insane thing you wanna do this time?”
Halloween Starters! 🍁🍂💀👻🎃
"So what are you going to be for Halloween?"
"Boo! Did I scare you?"
"You call THAT scary?"
"Eww, that costume is horrible. Change right now."
"Halloween without pumpkins is like Christmas without trees!"
"Worst. Carving. Ever."
"I know, my costume is amazing."
"Your costume is amazing!"
"Why don't we make this party a little scarier by playing truth or dare in the dark?"
"You call that a costume? It's like three tiny pieces of fabric!"
"I can't believe you're going as the same thing! One of us is going to have to change."
"Let's go for pumpkin spice lattes."
"Wanna go costume shopping with me?"
"Wanna go scare some kids?"
"Come on, dress up in it, for me."
"Are those fake vampire teeth in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"We could ditch this lame party and just make out next to the skeleton."
"Eww! There's pumpkin guts on me!"
"Um, I'm scared. Will you hold my hand?"
"I'm scared."
"No way am I going in there."
"Please go with me! I'll hold your hand the whole time."
"Help me decorate."
"Karaoke anyone?"
"Who wants to do Jell-O shots with me to celebrate?"
person: you come across really chill
me: yeah i suppose i am
my constant, unending, internal monologue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
starters from quotes from red
"Fucking meme drinking a candle."
"Go film a porno get famous."
"What the fuck ____!"
"Is this toy story porn, because that's what it looks like."
"SKYPE PLEASE MY MEMES"
"Shes a fucking asshole and tells me I have kooties"
"Kootie Kacie"
"Fucking game grumps"
"I WILL FIGHT"
"WHY THE FUCK YOU LYING, WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING. MMMM OH MY GOD. STOP FUCKING LYING"
me: (whispering) i really like you and want to kiss you lots them: huh? me: i said you suck

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you are married to your icon for 1 year congrats