Adventures of Oliver Twist

*looks for historical inconsistencies in a book about wizards*

Forreal, there’s no way a true responsible breeder would demand and accept payment before the potential buyer ever even SEES their dogs. And the fact that they call health testing “private information” like wtf we want to know what kind of health tests you give your dogs, not their complete medical history?? What’s even worse about this breeder is that they lie. I could respect them if they at least told the truth and said “no, we don’t health test” instead of “what tests do you want to know about?” and then saying “it’s private information” when inquired further, and having people pay a deposit before even visiting the dogs like seriously…they don’t know how ignorant they sound to people who are seriously looking for a dog. I would at least feel sorry for them if they didn’t give themselves 5 star reviews to balance out the negative ones they’re been getting today!

I looked into getting a longhaired weim from here, but not for long. They're sketchy as shit. I read one woman's story where she brought her dog back for boarding because she was in an unfortunate situation and needed the dog to be cared for for a while. Chatham Hill Kennels told her they would care for the dog but when she came back to get it, they had sold the dog to another person.

Ollie is very reactive towards other dogs when confined (on a leash occasionally, in the car, the yard). It’s frustrating and embarrassing because I know he’s not aggressive, just scared, but other people think differently. He’s also scared of just about everything a dog could be scared of - cars, hands, tall people, the dustbuster, even his hiking bell sometimes. We’re working on it lol.

beagle & terrier maybe? can you give age & weight?

Awesome job! If only Ollie listened to cues this well :p

I want what they’re smoking fr

Same clothes, down to the lapel pin

It’s funny that a person is holding a paid sign in the Simpsons one because it was later found out that the ppl in the crowd were in fact paid actors.

I think they have a psychic on their writing staff