“When I was just a young boy my mother spilled hot water on to one side of my face and said son, don’t grow up to be an unfashionable guy with a horrible goatee like this stranger that’s talking to you right now”
“So you cover a water burn with a emo ghost mask? My goatee looks better then yours and at least I don’t stink of booze from a mile away. Also your hair looks like you could poke a eye out do you wash it?”











