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Well I mean- okay don't tell him I said this cause he's gonna get pissed off at me, but Jarry doesn't know all that much about like programming. like yes he's a science nerd and a computer nerd and shit sure but he's also been dead since '82, he's not that up to date when it comes to tech.

I think- well our best bet would probably be like- our other partner aka the only damn person that's been inside like- their actual tech.. and...

*Flame's sentence veers off a little and his Flames spike up just a bit before he gets back on topic*

*pulls out an uno reverse*

U ask her /j

*Flame yanks the uno reverse card from the rat before throwing it back at them*

ahem ahem *checks notes*

yea we have no idea shes kinda just like that

HEY, I've always been the most reasonable mother fucker around here. And PT would agree.

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or like- like they would... they would have agreed-....

But did I actually make the deal though? NO. Oliver killed him. So fuck you.

…. You sure bout that, bud? U sure you haven’t nt made any deals with any? Any at all??

Well even if I did it wouldn't be "don't do your favorite thing aka something you could easily do by fucking accident so your dead boyfriend can live"!!

... Wait-

*Flame starts thinking about the people it's dated recently. Mostly gender-weird, mentally ill, very intelligent non humans, that often have problems with things that are otherworldly. And they're all vaguely mean to him, albeit mostly playfully*

You’ll know when to use this when the time comes…

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Or at least, someone will be close to cumming-

*Flame looks at the object in his hand for a minute*

Is this one of those radiation checkers?? why would I need-

*Flame stops, PT comes to mind, suddenly it giggles a bit*

I am NOT a dumbass, fuck you, I'm good at that shit.

🌈? No they're not they're the fucking- the cowboy's dumbass, not mine..

bro sounds like markiplier

I guess that last kill date will be your final one where they kill someone.

THAT'S THE FUCKING?? GRIM REAPER??

*Flame's face looks like a mix of about a million different emotions, most notably confusion*

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Probably will be like they’ve been on a real bad kidnappers drug trip special.

Oh that's- well it isn't like good or anything but-

*He stops himself from speaking, maybe to stop itself from saying something stupid. They look relieved though*

I'll help them with the weird memory then I guess, bad trips suck major ass so

I would bet my last slice of my aged gouda that the PT that’s the cause of all this isn’t even the real them.

That's- is that true??

*🔥 suddenly looks nervous, granted with an attempt at an angry exterior*

They're not- they won't forget- uh- anything forever, will they..? There's no way, they're still them just- like fucked up a little

Us being negative, is us being realistic with the possibilities.

I don't- I don't it'll be that bad, but like I'm not expecting it to go perfect. I'm not an idiot I know Bill fucked them up but- you know that doesn't mean it'll be leave them worthy