Flamboyant Galaxy

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

The fact that John Mulaney is older than Bo Burnham but younger than Andy Samberg really fucks with my concept of time not gonna lie

The fact they were all born in August makes perfect sense

the maiden, the mother, and the crone

‪No offense but Judas Juda ah ah Judas Gaga‬

Rewatching Avatar, and I don’t remember Combustion man being so hot

LMFAO

My boyfriend on Celexa

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels

I will never regret this