Finn

Can’t believe the French found a way to make me feel pretentious for wanting to die 

When kourtney Kardashian said “we all have like different priorities and like working is just not my priority and like it is never going to be”

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

“treasuring” and “loving” your girlfriend will result in her quickly leave you. Girls HATE guys who treat them like goddesses. They view it as pathetic and weak.

I love this so fuvking much.

BISTCH

She DID #THAT

everybody on this site is missing a) compassion b) critical thinking skills and c) reading comprehension

d) all of the above

it says and

you propose a theorem and then you include proof

one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel

apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit

modern brain: hehe warm food medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first