Fuck Anthony Burch

This is me being bitter and grumpy about getting narratively catfished and I’ll almost certainly delete it later, but watching people on Reddit be like “I know Glenn hasn’t had any character growth for two years but Freddie won’t let us down” is equal parts depressing and funny. There’s no there there, folks. You can collect puzzle pieces on Glenn all you want, but Freddie doesn’t keep track of them, so there’s never gonna be a finished picture assembled at the end. That’s not an objective of this podcast.  They do not plan. They are up front about not planning. Mostly, they don’t keep track of their character information at all and it doesn’t seem to bother them. When somebody pointed out that Henry’s Forgotten Realms timeline makes no sense, Beth told them to “take it episode by episode and hope for the best.” Freddie has said Glenn’s age is whatever fits “the narrative.” When somebody put all of Henry’s dad facts on the wiki, Will said he wasn’t going to look because he was “afraid to see how often [he’d] contradicted himself.” And then you have all this good stuff: 

normalize creators replying to fanon shippers with “that’s great that you’re inspired to write your own version of things. keep doing that! but please respect our version of our story.”

you ever look at a character you like and think

Remember folks, no matter how it ends:

I know you're probably just going to use this as more 'hate' to feed your messiah complex but please just log off. You're an adult. Get a better hobby than dedicating months of your life picking apart a podcast that no one gives a shit about anyway. Your obsession is so unhealthy, and you're a hypocrite anyway. I understand where you started from but I don't understand how someone can be as fuelled and motivated by hatred as you must be to still be beating this dead horse. Go to therapy.

"that no one gives a shit about anyway"

Everything below the cut in this post is about people saying gross sexual stuff about a 13 year old (Nick).

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