prog rock fans are always like "lol..you think listening to billie eilish and grimes makes you a rabid feral sewer queen? if you listened to king crimson your head would melt" As if they would last one day in the mind of a vocaloid fan

we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get

me about a man who isn't real: they don't make men like this anymore

why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

“Rise and grind?” What are you grinding on? Cock?

early bird gets the "worm?"

Maybe a little too eager to please your manager… hoping for something more?

ohh... you're a hustler, eh?

what do you even need all that money for? to take men on dates?

“just thought i’d come in early” come in what? another man?

we need a yaoi themed met gala.

everyone is too busy on their phones these days to earn the undying loyalty of a misunderstood beast by treating it with compassion and respect instead of fear

I didn’t sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

we need a yaoi themed met gala.

best part of drinking a monstered energy is absorbing the dragon shout from the front of the can

true crime is becoming to girls what ww2 is to boys