i ❤️ my D20 malewife

phil admitting that they have in fact kissed at least once is kinda the most shocking part of the video. I genuinely cannot imagine them kissing theyre like my parents

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

@kittybroker

Jiggy friend bouncing all around for the low low price of only $19.19!

so the literal only margaritas reviewed on fuckyeahmargaritas are from chiquitos and cloud 23. two of his very first date spots with phil. like that’s fine. that’s really really fine

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

co.puter can go swimming put lapt op in swimming pool let your programs have a summer fun. you should.

sorry but it is just so fucking funny to me that dan and phil were 18 and 22 years old and being sappy gay losers on the internet in 2009 and now they have a mortgage. and by "so fucking funny" i mean im goign to put my head through a wall

Kept having to pause to run laps around the kitchen?