Teenage Memories

parents need to realize their children aren’t free therapists

also it isn’t mean for children to not want to be put in this position

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes 

he literally looks like the snot-nosed rich british kid in every cartoon ever i hate this. get this remy buxaplenty shit out of here

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

reblogging for old ass youtube