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Being unemployed kinda sucks but there are some positives, like not working with The Big Brainworm's niece.

which one is this?

Her name is Zoe, they just signed her.

I’m thinking about it! Found a really good group local who are in line with what I also believe in and they seem wonderful. Making sure it’s a good fit and my body can hold up before I fully commit.

Is it any of the ones we went to watch? When can I come and cheer for you? This is really really cool

It isn't, no. Maybe once I'm actually on a team and doing things, but I promise I will let you know. Thank you.

Went to my first roller derby practice in years and now it’s like, oh my god I remember what a hobby is

This is so cool, are you joining a team?

I’m thinking about it! Found a really good group local who are in line with what I also believe in and they seem wonderful. Making sure it’s a good fit and my body can hold up before I fully commit.

If I was a man, I wouldn't have the audacity to ask about my Best of Conway Twitty tape I left at your house post breakup because I won't go to therapy while also introducing you to my new girlfriend at the 4th of July baseball game, but I guess I'm just not built for this tv show.

It's just a medical show I'm watching, the characters do things that make me mad.

If I was a man, I wouldn't have the audacity to ask about my Best of Conway Twitty tape I left at your house post breakup because I won't go to therapy while also introducing you to my new girlfriend at the 4th of July baseball game, but I guess I'm just not built for this tv show.

This feels like a riddle

What do you mean?

Can't imagine wanting to be intimate literally in the exact same ER room after sending a dying kid off to surgery post drowning and crashing, but maybe that's why I never became a doctor, I guess.

I also would know how to read the room to not ask my girl if I can come over later tonight after she's already declined going out for her birthday after her addict sister has a breakdown in the middle of the ER and smashes up her hand while screaming at her, but that's just me.

What would you do if you were called to the ER for your partner and when you got there, you found out they were there for a sex induced heart attack with your secretary and they are also dressed up in leather chaps?

Leave.

Great answer, correct answer.

Come be my valentine, we can be unemployed together!

My true romance.

What is everyone's Last Meal?

Surf and turf, cheesy scalloped potatos and Sprite.

kelly has us locked into an unintentional hunger games marathon

Our child has taste.