michael I just sent you an email

2 days later post Fool's Fate and "My dream was dead in my arms" Haunts Me

BIG DICK ENERGY

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

If you showed me this image in 2014 I’d immediately have a heart attack

bro just chillin

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

Not Halloween but, okay. 

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

petyr is… 8 zhousand years old, he’s not coming to the meeting