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Tell me which TBP wip fic to work on.

Almando (Grabber/Mando) 1950s camp fic currently on AO3

Almando + Mustang sorta kid fic

Blakeshaw - Werewolf AU + mpreg

Blakeshaw - Al kills Finney AU

Blakeshaw - Angsty longterm mpreg

Blakeshaw - Finney captive for years + new naughty boy

Blakeshaw - Ageswap (but not roleswap) AU

Blakeshaw - Finney forced to crossdress for disguise reasons

Blakeshaw - Part 2 of my "A Lonesome Gamut" soulmate fic (currently on AO3)

GwenMax + Blakeshaw "double" dating

Grabber taking/killing each boy (one per chapter, eight chapters total)

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

Help! This isn't even all of them. 😅 So many wips, my mind is spreading thin and I can't focus on any of them. I'm not saying this poll will definitively decide which one I buckle down on, but gauging interests for what people are interested in might help.

#Not included: the 13 little 500 word snippets and 3 longer fics I have finished #but haven't uploaded yet #Also the remaining 5 chapters of my soulmate fic (part 1)#I have that finished too #I'm slow to upload for no reason lol #But I have been busy with life lately 😩#Still trying to slide in actual writing when I can though #Write and then never share it apparently #Poll

greelin

“why did you write this man as a service top” because i have eyes. and common sense. And also god spoke to me

#Wilson Fisk #to me #But also fight me on this

fujoshane

stepping away from my work computer to fujo out on my phone like i'm taking a cigarette break

#LOL #For real taking a work break to write gay fanfiction every Monday-Friday

feyd-meowtha

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone in involved

#Trying to think if I've ever written any other kind #I think number three is most important #Characters should always be in a worse place after sex #I like number two as well #Gotta stop making both characters really good at sex and perfectly compatible

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wolveria

Congratulations to Gwen Shaw and Finney Shaw for their recent marriages to the Shaw brothers. What a monumental event

stbmoving

What a beautiful day it was 🥹🙏

#Amazing #Blakeshaw² supremacy #What's kinda funny is they started out as Shaws and then it was Blake #No one talks about the prequel divorce and return to maiden names 😔#So awkward running into your ex in his basement #Blakeshaw #GwenMax

haban3r00

some keychain ideas I made for my own custom grabber ita bag, since everyone hates my man and there’s no merch for him

#Black Phone #Look at his dumb giant eyes! He's so cute I think we should trust him 💕💕💕#I want this keychain haha #Mmm fucked up frostbitten fingies

(A) Hold to grab

I'm going to get a good grade in The Black Phone Tomodachi Life, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

#This game is stupid #It let me make a giant van #I love it #Tried 3D version first of course but that was not gonna happen #The characters met and almost immediately disliked each other #Perfect #We need better Finney hair!#Maybe I can try face painting some curls in front of his ears later?#I may edit a few other things #especially on the van #Black Phone #The Black Phone #The Grabber #Albert Shaw #Finney Blake #My Edit #I guess?

itzlusstuff

guys remember that scene where ernesto says his parents told him about gwens dreams? parents plural? ive seen some people complaining about that obvious error bc ernesto’s dad is dead but have we ever thought about that maybe ernesto has a step dad?

#Black Phone #I've noticed that and just assumed she got remarried yeah #Their dad died at leeeeeast 9 years before BP2 #Good for her #My sweet headcanon is the uncle that Robin talks about is his dad's brother #Who helped out a lot around their house and looking after the boys when their dad died #And she eventually married him #It's bittersweet #But would also explain why the step-dad was around long enough to know about Gwen's dreams leading them to Robin #And why Robin mentions an uncle but not a step-dad #Maybe they hadn't married yet in his lifetime for that role to change #but they did before 1982 #Most of Ernesto's memories are about him. Not his real dad. So referring to him as a parent is natural #Ya know just some thoughts

thatisentertainment

The Black Phone 2 dir. Scott Derrickson | 2025

#Black Phone #The gross fleshy man

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threedays0frain

An AU where the black phone on the basement wall was never actually broken. It 'worked'.

There is no mysticism behind the calls Finney answers. It isn't the ghosts of the murdered boys trying to reach him from the afterlife — it is a twisted game played by Albert himself. He meticulously recorded the voices of his previous victims, only to dial the basement later and play back those tapes. Have you ever wondered why the ghostly boys keep repeating the same phrases over and over? They are nothing more than looped fragments of old recordings.

Albert wasn't just keeping Finney captive; he was nurturing him with false hope. While Finney genuinely believed he was finding allies and fighting for survival — whether digging a tunnel or reaching for the window — every single move was orchestrated. Albert scripted the entire 'escape' himself. He knew every attempt beforehand, deriving a sadistic pleasure from watching a butterfly desperately battering its wings against the glass of a jar, driven by a manufactured illusion of freedom.

#Black Phone #Nice #I think it would have to be an AU where the boys never said Finney's name or anything specific but nice #Unless it's a stalker-verse and everything is for Finney and always was and he made them say it

awesomebutunpractical

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

#Christian Bale and Kermit nodding meme #I don't think a dreadfully tragic and sadistic horror movie is meant to generate so much... fluff...

allthingswhumpyandangsty

asking because you seem to know all the terminologies lol

but what do you call someone who doesn't support proshipping but wouldn't harass proshippers??

that’s literally what being a proshipper means, my friend. it means “even if I think what you like in fiction is questionable and/or messed up, what you do is not my business and I will not harass or shame you for it.”

if you don’t harass people, then by the definition you are proship. whether or not you will use the label is up to you, but the main core of proship is anti harassment and anti censorship.

#A good reason to not use these labels tbh #People whose mission cannot be served without distorting the definition WILL distort the definition #I prefer saying anti-harassment (if anything) as there's no room for miscommunication #Make no mistake “anti-harassment” will still be on people's dnis but that's a red flag for them not me #They're proudly admitting they're fine with targeting and harassing human beings over thought crimes with no damage or victim #They are pro-harassment and pro-censorship #Yikes #🚩🚩🚩

lousolversons

how do you reconcile with liking morally imprehensible content and problematic media?

i dont reconcile w anything bc i dont give a shit thanks for sending me this batshit ask tho

#How do you reconcile with making a sandwich?#Well it's a morally neutral action so...

stbmoving

Detectives

#Black Phone #I'm so glad you're crazy enough to make stuff like this #because I also think about them #Hahaha #So much about every interaction they have is insane #if you're insane enough to care #It is funny the way they communicate about Max's coke without a single word lol #These are two guys who spend every work hour and a lot of off-hours slaving over this case together #for months #years?#I hope one of them has a failed marriage because of it. :D #I know it's Miller #In general I don't think their characters get enough credit #They worked this case tirelessly for so long #It's not their fault there was nothing to go on #They did what little they could #Knocking on doors themselves when a beat cop could do it instead #Following every lead #To the point they meet with a girl about something another girl told her parents who told them #And then they acknowledge they got nothing and do whatever the psychic girl says #Because they genuinely wanted to solve the case #They won't listen to a drug addict though #They'll do a lot but they draw the line there #Anyway I think a lot about how badly they wanted to crack a case that only could have been resolved with supernatural assistance #They have 100% shared meals at each other's houses about it #And more? 👀

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