Cheezers

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

So I get a lot of:

Me: “How are you?”

C: *pulls one single item out of the basket and sets it on the counter* “how much is this?”

Me: *beep* “$12.75”

C: “And this one” *hands me one item*

Me: *states price*

C: “……And this one”

*Customer hands me a $100*

Me:

“Hold on I got change too!!”