Azz The Sailor✌️

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I made this instead of artfight XD

Blaster was that close to spill that Prowl was a surprise blind date for Jazz for their vacation in Praxus

I meannnn, you gotta say what you gotta say

They're like oil and water 🥲

Which they're halfly correct because those are public fronts

Prowl in private, is this confident sassy and sarcastic person who can actually take a joke and is really good in making jokes either bland or not. A huge gossip and usually with the femmes in his free time to hear the juciest stories. He also has bars to throw back at others that would shut their mouth and ego down in 0.5 microseconds stat. Has actually great control over anger but stupid idiots are a way to short fuse it. Anyways, looks like a manipulative angry asshole, is a nonchalant and unbothered queen

Jazz in the meanwhile is this pessimistic person that lounges around this room during his really really rare free times alone because of the heavy weight of the war and the burden of lightening up his friends. At the side, makes pessimistic suicidal jokes with a happy tone but at the same time he knows that he won't do it because he actually wants to live. Loves his personal space actually and gets really annoyed by people suddenly barging in his room and will kick you out. Looks like a sunshine, is a broody golden retriever

AnywYs they're conjunxed and finds solace with each other