A Dog With No Bite

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake

The amount of shit I get for being a grandmother who's just trying to get off

In this world Its either giggle or be giggled and baby im grinning!

I fuck with banana bread it’s the most delicious thing on earth why does everyone always leave me

i lied actually i’m not horny i want someone to hold me close to their chest and pet my hair. actually i double lied i do want to be felt up and slapped across the face

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”