jan lane

i give insane head when i’m high btw

playing doctor and giving my dad a special checkup by sucking him off ♡

Napping together is an important part of a relationship

*with barely controlled lust* youre the best dad in the world :3

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

I still don’t know my purpose on this planet, but I do like smoking weed

running off to smoke weed with the fairies in the forest and im not coming back this time

Do you want to see how happy you make your father? *unzips pants*

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

cumming while high is one of life’s greatest pleasures

holy shit just remembered i’m here to laugh and jump and cry and sing and dance and hug and run and play and scream and weep and eat and drink and blast music and have fun and love and love and love and love and love!!!!

She’s a 10 but she calls you dad in public

the beautiful thing about aging is there are so many versions of your life, so many things you thought you would never get over, so many funny and absolutely heart breaking things that you not only get over but just sort of forget about

im not really worried about aging because im only going to become hotter and more insane the older i get

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight