First_Left+Second_Right=FIRE!

Had to go to the 24h garage shop for TP lol, and this is the ice on the roof of my motor repeated 4 times coz it is dead pretty. Moral of the story? Sometimes running out of TP has a plus side. #symmetry #abstract #ice

One hour and counting until I have to swap this for work. *all bones shatter inside me and fall to a pile in my shins as i drop like an empty jaykit* Guttit x

When twin 1 dizni come oot tae play, but twin 2 is still all over her twin costume fae the hen last night.

Dinner. Is. Served.

Today was not a bad day off. I test drove my new mattress, walked Archie boy, test drove my new wheels (name still undecided), said goodbye to Percy(ii) (the old wheels), had a pint of my fave before seeing a show, scooped a few whiskeys with my old man annnnnnnnd purchased some treats in fopp. Including lots of Prince. Yup. I bought a Skoda. Yup. It's bright green. #Prince #Skoda #Green

Looks like the auld high school has a few more made up awards since the last time I looked. Shower of wanks.

See sometimes. You just have to satisfy that itch... And eat what you want;) #yas #obviously

Team #NORD 😍 Last night was amazing. Chef and Captain took his food to another level last night and absolutely smashed it out the park. You need to get down to @forfikasake in Partick to have a taste. Breki and lunch at the weekends by James and ten course tasting menu currently popping up once a month. Next one, end of May. I will of course post plenty food pics later. #food #foodie #forearms 😜

#NORD #FIKA #GLASGOW #FOOD

Thanks chaps. Full 45 on Athletico in the second leg, and all being well... all winnings from that on them to beat Real in the final. #crossesfingers

Tell you what though. Kember & Jones sure don't fuck about when it comes to making sandwiches. It might cost eight quid, but each one is enough for two. Freshly baked bread too. I was so excited about the lemon and rosemary sponge with greek yoghurt that I forgot to take a picture. What am I like! #westendwednesdays #sandwichheaven

So, the prawn and sweet potato fishcakes from The Hanoi Bike Shop come still complete with full soft shell, legs and eyes. We were warned of this. We were game... I couldn't cope when it came to game time. Fine when i can peel it off, but tou are supposed to just eat it all in this scenario. Uh uh. #glasgowgrub

This big pile of wool is an #art #tramway #glasgow

Just chillin' playing my cello in the sun. What a guy. #glasgow #summer

A sunny day in kelvingrove, and not a single sighting of a barefooted prick with a topknot walking a tightrope between two trees. Even the grey haired pig tails guy on the longboard isn't here. Very bizarre. Oh wait hang on... There is some boy in harem pants doing press ups.

420 in full... Bong n chill mode 😜😜😜👍🏼