you in for a little fishin'

sometimes i scare the goverment

i love the thieves guild. they're the epitome of Filthy. you ever actually stopped in the cistern for a second? those little terrors will just sit down and dip their feet in the sewer water like it's a wading pool. i could name my dragonborn Rat Piss and have them exclusively eat insects and they'd fit right in. post-questline everyone's talking about guild master Rat Piss and someone who isn't up to date on Events just thinks everyone's mad at mercer frey this month cause that's the sort of place the flagon is.

@firsnotfurs

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?