*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

I’m beautiful, sexy, and powerful because I haven’t seen that video of celebrities singing Imagine

My current gender is "bitch boy" but it has to be in barbie font otherwise you missed it by a mile

How do you think Aerith felt spending all day getting a guy to high five her only for him to turn around and pay some lady with a hand fetish three grand to jack off his bare thumb?

Maybe if you go watch Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper you'll calm down.

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

everyone say thanks emily!!!

this is a renaissance painting

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore