first i lost my cheddar cheese yakisoba behind the fridge in an overzealous grab for a box of pasta roni. then i knock down and lose an entire jar of pumpkin tuscany pasta sauce while opening the freezer to put away food
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first i lost my cheddar cheese yakisoba behind the fridge in an overzealous grab for a box of pasta roni. then i knock down and lose an entire jar of pumpkin tuscany pasta sauce while opening the freezer to put away food

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grimdark creepypasta: you get invited to someone’s business party or wedding or something and they order this and then before your eyes they put it all in a big microwave on high for five minutes and act like nothing’s wrong
“Mmmmm mmmm! Now that’s FRESH cooked seafood!” they say, rubbing their stomachs and licking their lips, “almost as good as the double crunch shrimp at applebee’s!”
this is one of the most cursed posts on this website
I’m crying
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE CARPETED KITCHEN.
what's really frustrating is that honey doesn't taste irl as good as it looks in winnie the pooh. it's probably because in winnie the pooh, honey looks like cheese.

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My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”
This is wonderful
judith while beheading holofernes: i could really go for some pasta after this
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how i feel about sk8r bois:
how i feel about avg-to-tall blond german and/or irish boys:
how i feel about all of the above with strong arms:
how i feel about snails:

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things i want but can't afford rn: the paradox space books, which i just learned exist
was planning to wear this outfit on friday for when i see the force awakens, but was told “that top could not accentuate your boobs more” and now im like....maybe i should not :/ meh. i still kind of like the outfit though so am posting it here
*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken
Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on
im a guy
Oops lol no thank you
I never offered to give you anything

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Materials for my next cosplay have been purchased
really hoping that’s a shadow and not a fucking rattail mamo-chan’s got going on