In this house we hate Richard Peele.

a character who isn't used to being cared for or treated kindly being gently and tenderly cared for for the first time in years or maybe ever. save me

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

someone said i got apollo dodgeballed by unintentionally predicting the ending of the film and honestly i've never been happier getting smacked by apollo's dodgeball

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

Gonna want the sound on for this one boys

One of the all-time great videos.