“One of the grunts tried using one of my cards as a coaster today. I almost broke their arm in frustration. I mean, I’m literally sitting there, SORTING them into a binder. Reaching for a man’s collectables?! Unforgivable.”
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“One of the grunts tried using one of my cards as a coaster today. I almost broke their arm in frustration. I mean, I’m literally sitting there, SORTING them into a binder. Reaching for a man’s collectables?! Unforgivable.”

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“I think it’s great! Meat goes down real easy, and it’s kind of intimidating! Although kids usually ask if they’re real.”
“I haven’t killed anyone in a while... I might be getting rusty... I should chase someone just to make sure I’m still up to snuff.”
“Another Halloween, another ‘no, Gage, we can’t make an elaborate death maze with king sized candy at the end.’ It’s not only for the kids! Adults want candy too! Plus? Free adrenaline. Nothing scares you more than dying.”
“I’VE GOT IT! I’m gonna buy a gun, and when they come to get their candy, I’ll shoot at them! If they can make it up to me, they get the king sized! Cheaper, and way more personal! Hell, I could make it even cheaper by buying knives and throwing them!”
“Another Halloween, another ‘no, Gage, we can’t make an elaborate death maze with king sized candy at the end.’ It’s not only for the kids! Adults want candy too! Plus? Free adrenaline. Nothing scares you more than dying.”

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“Man, I feel like causing trouble.” He thinks. “Maybe I could take a plane to Galar or something, see how many bricks I can take from a building before it falls over.”
{???}:
“My apologizes, it sounded like you didn’t wash your hands–”
He’s confused, really confused. He works with Pokemon, so it’s not like he’s germophobic in any way. He’s just, confused.
“Are…Are you okay? I do have handkerchief if you wish to borrow it?”
“I don’t wanna borrow your hankie! I’m just sayin’ you look like one of those sterilize every surface types. It’s... The labcoat. You plannin’ some science? Or goin’ to a party, with that fancy top underneath?”
{???}:
“Do…”
“Do you not wash your hands regularly?”
“I wash my hands every time I change tasks. No need to carry anything from one place to another. I mean you’d be like... Excessive.”
He wipes his hand against Sycamore’s top.
{???}:
“Not to mention the way he expects his employees to dress. The cafe workers are fine, but Flare’s grunts? Also rather brightly colored.”
“Subtlety is NOT his forte. I didn’t even know he ran a cafe! I haven’t been out to Kalos in a long bit, but damn. Him running a cafe is like Giovanni running a laundry biz!”
Cue a loud laugh from the man.

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{Boss}:
“Oh, but the Grand and Glorious Maxie must go on alone. He shoulders humanity by himself, for everyone’s sake.”
The slight smile quirks his cheek up a bit. He’s joking. Probably.
“Perhaps. Perhaps. I could use a new Second in Command, for Tabitha is very busy with the Ark and I would rather if his focus remained on such. We’d need a bigger hood for Mister Lysandre’s head, wouldn’t we?”
He’s... Totally silent for a moment. Was that... Real? He’s stunned.
“I... I would be honoured, sir. Team Magma has always had my support - my everything! I’d... I’d be absolutely honoured to be your second in command in Tabitha’s absence.”
That kind of promotion was totally unexpected, and he didn’t even know what it might mean, but... Why pass it up?! Even if temporary, he’d be able to really do something for the Team!
“If you’ll have me, I’d accept graciously, sir. Thank you for this privilege.”
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you are absolutely correct, he also smells like a mouldy carrot
“You look like you’d ask me to wash my hands.”
Some... Technical difficulties on his computer.
“Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh-”
“I was dead at the time!”

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A light giggle comes from Diantha’s lips.
“Moldy carrot? An interesting comparison, but not an entirely inaccurate one.”
“Ma’am, if that’s what makes you laugh, I am a goldmine.”
He puts his hands on his hips, and just can’t help but smile.
“I mean, the hair, right? It’s highlighter orange!”
{Boss}:
“Oh, but what a pretty carrot he is.”
The thirst is real, apparently. Clearly, his taste is terrible.
“Why don’t’cha go hit on ‘im then, boss? The great and powerful Maxie shouldn’t be nervous to let a man know he’s attractive. Who knows where it’ll go?”