Fail-over Fail

The Jupiter stone. Astrophysics is a fraud !

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

Its all the fault of Big RoadRunner

Welcome to being an upper-class white male Although to be fair to them, if it was a Republican presidency, they could count on the press not finding out, or rather finding out and treating it as trivial and pointless to report on, like ... idk, rape, sexual assault, fraud, corruption.

... says the man that didnt get married til he was 58

Absolutely fair. Sam was ... dull, and entirely predictable at every turn.

Falling asleep at a normal time? Haven't heard of her

its a myth

if i was rich and famous and got invited to the met gala i would ignore the theme completely and show up naked covered in blood and just scream and scream and scream

Auditioning for 'Carmen' ?

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

I have 40 years experience at not being good at my job, and have successfully eluded all the harder stuff, including writing gay fanfic

I feel ... understood

I've always thought it's too bad that disco is the only kind of dance that comes with an artifact. It's compelling that disco has a Ball. I want to know what secrets will be revealed if I gaze into it. There should be a hip-hop Cube. A ballroom Amulet. A swing Diadem.

well, there is surely a ballroom chandelier

suchhh a relief to spend time with other insane people. yes we are fucked in the head. we are both going to make it. i love you