Fire to cinders

I do not know about kissing, but can Caine bite or lick Ragatha`s cheek?😳

I need more of your Kinger looking like hes five seconds from rattling out of existence from sheer anxiety

Never doubt anything. Don't ask questions. Go with whatever wild guess you have. Don't ask for precisions. Assume, and then be offended and angry when it doesn't work out. Change nothing

never put a glass away in the dishwasher after you’re done drinking from it. Put the glasses everywhere. Have piles of glasses. Let one of your towers of glasses fall on you and perish. Go straight to Valhalla for your glorious death.

Kiss MEN. Touch MEN. There's nothing more MANLY than other MEN! It's not 'gay' it's manmaxxing were sharing testosterone bro trust me it's in our saliva

carry a pocket knife with you at all times, including on air planes, at concerts, and in bouncy houses

Wear shorts in freezing cold and/or wet weather

Perch and lurk. Lurk ominously a few dozen feet away (very mysterious, very manly) and perch at the highest point of any room to assert your manly dominance. Added bonus of creating distance so anything femme about you is sort of blurred out by distance. Make those around you say “who’s that manly man perched on top of a stack of chairs?” “That’s [Chosen Name]. He does that.”

Heard masturbation helps raise T levels. No idea if its true but we gotta go download those gooner anime games ig. To make you a man

sit in a bathtub with only a smidge of cold water lining the bottom when you’re on your period and lay on the side of the tub and pretend you’re bleedign out in the snow

Unironically, make jokes about having a big penis. Obviously only do it around friends and such, but somehow I’ve noticed my friends tend to slip up with my pronouns less since I started doing it??

Hold going to the bathroom as long as possible because listening to your body is a weakness