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why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain

we must appease Her

My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.  

Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up

only one person can be valid at at time it turns out. validity is passed around like the olympic torch

Mom said its my turn on the valid

I can’t feel my butt anymore

Why don’t I feel it for you?

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for

the baby 😂😂😫😫😫😭😭😂

i need to know what that baby did to her

Spite goals

Letitia Chai: Chaotic good

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME

this explains so much about my sense of humor

twinks and masc bottoms fighting for a top 

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

2.5D anime

Yo..

Imagine setting up this whole thing

THAT WAS A GODDAMN FEELS ROLLERCOASTER A GODBLESSED WORK OF ART

uhhhh it’s amazing!!!