and he walked towards the sun

Um….

UM

WANNA BE MY ENBAE?

I’M FUCKING DYING HERE WADE W. WILSON HAS A NONBINARY LOVE INTEREST I’M OVERWHELMED WITH EXCITEMENT

THEIR NAME IS VALENTINE THAT IS SO FREAKIN CUTE I ALREADY LOVE THEM THEY LOOK SWEET AND SCARY I NEED TO KNOW MORE

He also did memes because he’s going to do that shit too

(he circled their face with hearts that’s so cute I can’t)

He also quotes Call Me Maybe and I hate him so much.

Look at this nerd. He’s going to suffer so much but I’m eager to see how.

Here I am in Spideypool Hell, which results in me looking at the closest people to both of them. I sort of grew up with Spider-Man (video games, cartoons, and movies long before I ever touched a comic) so of course I’m looking at Deadpool first. Who doesn’t love new information? Treading old ground is boring!

(Also Spiderverse shit is confusing. So. Many. Spiders.)

And I came to the realization that Wade’s kind of…surrounded by kids.

Of course he has a kid (multiversely he has a few) but he’s close with more than just that kid.

So here is what I think of as Wade Wilson’s Pseudo-Family aka Kids Who Put Up With His Shit. Be prepared for way too many pictures.

spider-man and his girlfriend, deadpool