queen of disaster

I don't believe in soulmates. I believe in... chemistry, though.

Where do you keep the booze in this place? I’ve been meaning to ask since I arrived.

I keep my own stash... but there's a liquor cabinet in the front room. I broke the lock a couple of weeks ago, so have at it.

The woman offering the drink? Refreshing. I like your style.  

You lit my cigarette, it's a fair trade.

Okay, what’ll it be? Scotch or whiskey?

Surprise me.

I’ve had 5 dads. 2 beat me, 3 didn’t care and the one that loved me died in a fire. And don’t even get me started on boyfriends.

That's some shit luck, kid… so you win the daddy issues round, but don't get me started on boyfriends. Unless you want to refill my drink first...

What are you drinking? I'll get your next one… and make it a double, so you can keep up with me.

Satan is in my body and not in a fun way.

I can relate… but I think you'll be just fine.

Thank you for your sympathy.

There's not a lot of that going around here… I certainly don't get any, myself.

I’m really sick.

Well for Christ's sake, don't go around infecting everyone else. 

I’d call it fate. 

I wanna hear yours first.

Well, to start out, I've had three husbands… divorced two and buried one. 

I wouldn’t call it a waste.

That makes two of us.

A lot of women know me from their dreams.

You've been waiting your whole life to use that line, I'll bet… I won't pretend I'm not flattered you wasted it on me.

Men aren’t the best thing to put faith in.

You're telling me...

But what is sobriety really?

Exactly. I don't think we've met… but I like the way you think.

Anything specific spark your thirst?

It's never taken much to do that… and what can I say, I just love whiskey. In fact… Jack Daniels may be the only man who's never let me down.

So miss queen was off the bottle? How’d that treat you?

Fantastic… until I wanted a drink.