thrown outta heaven

Hozier really went into the countryside for 4 years and yelled and came back politically charged, angry at god, and horny on main

and he did it for us

Politically charged, angry at god, and horny on main is a damn relatable mood.

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

petition for a live action version of ratatouille where linguine is played by john mulaney and there’s no actual script, they just let him and a rat loose in a kitchen for an hour and a half

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

biggus dickus energy

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

Does everyone just inexplicably know this

power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”