let's hear it for the boy

Come on dude, have a little bit of faith. You never know, maybe that last thin one is an acceptance letter telling you to wait for the really thick one to show up next month? You’re not a loser, and the best is yet to come for you. Although I will admit, Jupiter does sound like fun. Especially if you get to spend your time with a chimp on the way. I bet they make great co-pilots.

That sounds like a trick. Sending a thin envelope before sending the thick one. I don’t think colleges play tricks on people. I don’t know, man. Sometimes I think Beck write that song about me. Going to Jupiter with a chimp does sort of sound like some fun. Ya never know.

When are you up for that fries and pizza, Sir Finnegan?

I happen to have Tomorrow night off, a rarity. What do you say, hombre?

I think there’s a Yankees game on tonight. I don’t feel like going out, so we can order some pizza and we can watch your team get crushed.

PM: I know I'm not as pretty as Quinn or as popular as Kitty, but I hope you're not ashamed to be friends with me.

PM: Did you read Gossip Girl the other day? I know you’ve said that you don’t put that much stock in what she reports on, but she’s been known to post very true things, and she said that you were planning to volunteer as my escort for Cotillion – which I would absolutely welcome if it happened to be true! – but the way she phrased it made it sound as though I’d be a third rate joke choice, rather than someone that anyone would ever actually dream of choosing for themselves. 

PM: Gossip Girl is the worst. She’s right like every 2/100 times something gets posted on there. She said I was planning on... What? You are definitely not some third rate joke choice for anybody to take to the dance... Or the ball. I’m not exactly sure if Cotillion counts as a dance or a ball. You’re totally great. And I’d be honored to be your date. I’m sure we’d have a great time. Obviously, I’d like to go with my girlfriend, but she’s a junior, you know? You’re a senior and the whole event is for seniors. It would suck if you had to go with some gross sophomore or something, right? Why not show up with Finn Hudson?

Sure, but in fairness I can say that because I won. Dude, I can’t go bald… that’s not a look I even want to try and rock. I could do buzz cut if I have to but bald? No thanks, Tom Hanks. You might be on to something there with that, and you’ve got a full head of hair. Man, now that’s the best idea I’ve heard yet. Pizza is the one sound investment I can make above all others.

Very true. If you lost, I’m sure you would be swearing about how it was the biggest mistake of your life. I agree. You’d look like one ugly mofo if you were bald. Keep out the stress, dude. It’ll save your hair. I’m never stressed and I’ve got great hair. I’m not Tom Hanks though. I’m Finn. Tom Hanks is a pretty rad dude. I’m full of great ideas. People just don’t listen to them.

My future job was the center of conversation yet again at the Anderson family dinner tonight. Is it time to graduate yet?

What’s your future job gonna be?

You don’t have to go all Bill Nye to be useful.

I don’t know. Bill Nye is like the coolest guy ever. 

Calm down, Mila Kunis. No need to talk about planetary adventures, plstysm. Or sleep studies. Or any sort of experiment.

Are you sure? I’m gonna have so much free time on my hands doing absolutely nothing with my life, I might as well dedicate my life to science. Be useful.