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The night was unfortunately still young and Leo had been sipping on his champagne all night. He despised the taste, and not just because of what it stood for. Placing his drink down for a moment in order to fix the tie on his collar, he had somehow in the process knocked over his champagne flute and onto his clothes. “Shit.” He mumbled, grabbing a napkin and refusing to look up as he tried to get the stain out. “By any chance, do you have club soda on you?” He asked, not even looking up to see who was near him. “I’m apparently a damn klutz.”

I have received all my college rejection letters. The last one came a couple days ago. I haven’t opened it yet, but I know it’s a rejection. They send out the thick packets when you get accepted. And I have received 0 thick envelopes. 12/12 rejections. I’m gonna start Googling “what to do after high school when you’re a loser.” Maybe I’ll donate my time to experiments or something. There’s got to be a sleep study I could join. Or if they’re planning on sending a chimp to Jupiter, maybe I could volunteer instead? Jupiter seems pretty fun. 

This has to be the stupidest “holiday” ever.

Welcome!

I found my old ass flip-phone and guess what still works on the damn thing -- Tetris. Now, I’ve got to beat my high score from when I was like 11 and kickin’ ass in detention, which is a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be. Apparently, I was some kind of Tetris God, and now I’m like, decent at best. I think we should have a tournament and see who sucks less.

That’s it. I’ve given up.

I don't speak to or through Gossip Squirrel. She’s ridiculous and a liar. It’s pathetic. For the record, I don't even know what the hell that picture is. There is nothing, and I mean nothing, going on between me and Quinn Fabray. I love my girlfriend. A lot. Stop trying to ruin my life, anonymous assholes. This is straight from the horse's mouth. Oh. I'm the horse. If you didn't get that. It's straight from me. Finn. The horse. Well, the man. Whatever. Just know that Finn Hudson doesn’t cheat. Not at Monopoly, not on tests, and definitely not on his girlfriend.