Hostest With The Mostest

Who said anything about me actually making them? That’s what the six-figure pay is for. Chefs who can teach me when I’m not sipping alcohol and begging for taste tests as the cook. But I also may have eaten it all. 

Oh you know, a little bit of this. A little working, a little trying not to die at morning practices. How about you Sweet Thing? Still being short with me I see.

Half the fun of eating is in the preparation. But do you. I figured you would have eaten it all, greedy. I guess some things never change.

It’s been close to a week and a half since I’ve been back to work and I’d never thought I’d say I miss being back home, gotta be the tembleque and tostones, no shade to all the great food I get back home. If anyone needs me after work, I’ll be in the market haggling for some plantains.

You done making our plantains? I’m kind of hungry?

More like lack of income stressing me out because someone who shall remain nameless is so focused on making it as a musician that he refuses to get a job. So now you’re two months behind on rent. If I don’t come up with two months I may actually have to take you up on that.

I’m all for following one’s dreams, but when there is a kid involved, concessions have to be made. Honestly, if you need anything I will begrudgingly help. I like to pretend to be a good person on occasion. You and baby daddy need to have a serious conversation, so take a day or two, then take care of this. 

I don’t have any shows lined up this week and it’s making me kinda stir crazy.  I might fuck around and play a little acoustic set at the next open mic.  That’d be like catching a dog walking on two legs.  

If it’s that rare a sighting you should definitely fuck around and do it, Scout. I can barely get my dog to walk on 4 legs.

Yeah, doing your taxes is super boring, and I’m not completely sure what I’m doing but getting that rebate money back and being able to treat myself to a Yankees game and a bunch of stadium food is like second Christmas.  I’m going to go for it and catch a Yankees vs. Red Sox game next month.  Nothing beats a rivalry game! 

I was really irresponsible and missed the deadline. So there goes my $150. I’m a Cubbies fan myself, but I guess that sounds like a good game. I can’t remember the last time I’ve gone to a game. My uncle loved to take me, since I was the only one who’d sit through without complaint.

Keeping that in mind Cam thanks.  With the stick up his ass lately I don’t even think he’d find that joke the slightest bit amusing. However, I’d take you up on that offer if it didn’t go against everything I believed in about monogamy. I really just need some time away I think…

Aww little Nadia, home life stressing you out? Monogamy seems to me to be completely overrated. Need a spa day? I can arrange that, if you’d like, otherwise I’m going to be out of my apartment a couple days next week, feel free to take a night. You can even bring the rugrat.

I’m so thrilled to be in the full swing of spring!  Not only because I can rock a pastel like it’s nobody’s business, but even the city seems more lively.  Who wants to play tourist with me and take the Central Park Cherry Blossom Walking Tour?  It was one of my favorite things I did when I first moved to the city, and I’d love to revisit. 

I feel that. I look so good in yellow, it should honestly be a crime. Luckily for me I have been racking up the frequent flyer miles, on work of course, so I’ve been back and forth between here and LA, and recently Atlanta for the Little premiere, so I’ve been feeling the spring for a while, but I am completely all for celebrating it finally arriving in the city. So this Cherry Blossom Walking Tour you speak of, I could be interested. Well I am depending on when you’re walking the tour. I have to be LA on the 22nd for the Endgame carpet, but I’ll be back the Next day.

I can’t believe that in one month I’ll be opening up my first run in Phantom! I’m so excited, and I can’t believe my dreams are coming true. If you’re dying to hear me sing before then, I’ll be singing Handel’s Messiah all weekend long for Easter services. Hallelujah.

That’s amazing. I’ve never actually seen Phantom, so when I do come see you blow the roof off that place you’ll be the original in my mind. 

They’re in New York. If you want, we could consider going halfsies and get them all a one way train ticket to somewhere in between here and Chicago. Google tells me that’ll land them in Akron, Ohio, which sounds like a hoot and a half.

I think you might be on to something. As a person who’s been to the armpit of America, known as Akron Ohio, I can say they’d actually likely class the joint up. I think Akron needs them. So we can really pat ourselves on the back for being such clever generous women

I would be honored. This gives me a great excuse to break out some of the fancier numbers I’ve got tucked away in my closet. 

I’m covering the the Endgame premier in LA on the 22nd. Interested?

Oh, I like the sound of that.

I suppose what I meant to say was that it sounded like a good time, and if you’re in need of some company, I bet you wouldn’t have much trouble finding it around ACup.

Finding company is never really a problem, unfortunately, finding the right company isn’t as easy. 

Insomnia is real…

Originally posted by endlesskehlani

I’d have said you should have called me and would have put you right to sleep, but the baby daddy probably wouldn’t like my methods. So instead, I’ll just say next time melatonin and Lavender tea.

You sure about that? Maybe your asshats would end up bonding with my dickheads and they’d all have new people to bother instead of you and me. Think about it, it might be a win-win situation for both of us.

How about you take mine then? That sounds like a grand slam for me. 

enpointe: wrinkly faces are the best faces ^_^

They really are! He has my entire heart snoring and all. He honestly is the funniest fur person too.

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I talked to my brother earlier, and guys, I feel like I owe you an apology – apparently it National Beaver day last Sunday and I totally didn’t even know. I’ve failed you all both as a Canadian and a Lesbian. 

Anyway, this is all a long way to say I’m attempting to make a batch of Beaver Tails and if you’re feeling brave you can totally get yours at Acup tomorrow.

Oh my God, you must be so ashamed of yourself