Sad Little Cartoon Girl

boys with nice eyelashes don’t deserve nice eyelasHES THEY DONT EVEN APPRECIATE THEM THEY DONT EVEN NOTICE THEM IM SO MAD

only swallow if u love them

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

You forgot the orange juice on the side

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

me every time i see a stingray on the dash: why did you kill steve irwin

One of these things is not like the other..

I literally am drooling bcus of all my laughing

Big ass baby

My stomach hurts.

me when i don’t get my way