just had an idea. ginadryl. it’s when you take 5 benadryl with a big glass of straight gin and let god decide what to do with you

I CHOKED

this is something

HE’S FINE!!!!!

Holy shit

I’M UGLY LAUGHING RN

my god

This is both unnerving and hilarious

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

Oh god, imagine being the person who created that page.

She promised an ex who had belittled her dreams that one day he wouldn’t be able to order a coffee with out hearing one of her songs. She deserves all the good she’s worked for.

The thing people forget about her is that Lady Gaga is fueled mostly by spite