Stupid Scum!

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       "Hetare! Hetare!" Hovering above the boy's head, the bird continued it's chant like speech. Confused as to what he meant. His brain was to small to comprehend it. 

      Nostalgic memories were elicited of when he used to take care of a bird with his sister long, long time ago, this one was much bigger, and more annoying though. He quickly surpressed those stupid thoughts. Wouldn’t be hard to get rid of this little pest, would it? One powerful punch, and he’d be a goner.

       "Hetare?" Finally calming down a bit, the bird slowed it's pace. Landing upon the short man's shoulder, and tilting his head ever so slightly in question. The way he spoke reminded him a bit of Touka... Although, his voice was much deeper than hers. This wasn't a surprise- considering their alternate genders. 

       "Scum! Scum!" Flying just above the strangers head, the bird continued it's taunt. This hairless ape reminded him a bit of Touka... "Cook you in oi! Cook you in oil!" 

"Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!" Casually flies around her head.

      "Bitch! Bitch!" The bird continued to fly around her head. She was being loud and high pitched- did that mean she was happy? 

If my character were an angel, what would they be guardian over?

       Tilting its head at an angel, the bird listened intently to the male. Was he trying to teach him something, like Yomo sometimes would? 

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       "Damn it! Damn it!" The bird flew just above the boy. Keeping his belonging just out of reach. "Shut up! Shut up!" Continuing it's taunt, the bird flew in circles above him. 

what if it was mild porn

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       "...Porn...?" Had he just been scolded?

  —-Now, where did that bird come from? It was cute, too. But more importantly, it was talking to him in such a derisive way. Certainly hitting a sensible nerve. Ayato couldn’t help but feel provocated, yes, by a bird.

       "Little shit! Little shit!" Swooping down from his perch, Hetare began to fly in circles just above the male's head. His reaction was entertaining. Amusing. "Bitch! Bitch!" This one was just about as amusing as Touka. Agitated tone, mixed with anger. Purple hair, and agitated expression- they were really alike!