talk shit like its a cross to bear

oh it’s Leo season that makes sense. LOVE you bitches but your season is chaotic evil and full of robust demonic energy. I just saw a kid throw an egg across CVS

CHRIST i got a notif on this and i’m upset all over again

Remember in one of the debates when Trump and Clinton were asked to say something nice about the other, and Clinton said Trump’s children prove his character? It took 10 months for that burn to manifest but the payoff was worth it.

i can’t believe hillary clinton invented foreshadowing

Reblog if your full name has the letter E in it or if you hate Mondays or if you frequently wish you were dead

It’s like a game of “guess which one made me hit the reblog button”

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

thank u for ur contribution, Iceland

The fact that I’m seeing people say that they won’t go to Harry’s tour now bc “there’ll be anti trump stuff and as trump supporters they don’t feel safe”……like wow Harry’s goal here really was to do a cleanse and he’s succeeding

my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities