𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑜

“ depends  on  what  you  would  consider  a  celebrity . ”

niamh had been trying to eat when an interesting thought came to her head after her older kids had their checkup. “y’know, this never occurred to me until one of my patients brought it up earlier today,” she replied as she toyed with her fork. “but what is obama’s last name?”

fiore  is  playing  a  boot  legged  version  of  flappy  bird  ( yes , that  game  was  his  life ) , letting  out  a  frustrated  groan  when  he  loses  again . why  can’t  he  get  past  a  hundred  seven ? it  pisses  him  off  so  much . he’s  prepared  to  play  one  more  time  to  see  if  he  can  beat  his  high  score , but  the  female’s  voice  stops  him  before  he  can . her  question  instantly  mind  fucks  him , a  hand  coming  to  scratch  his  head  lightly  in  thought . “ you  know , i  actually  have  like .... no  idea ? ” he  lets  out , honestly  really  wondering  what  obama’s  last  name  is . “ why  does  no  one  know  this ? ”

“ just  to  clarify , i  would  never  get  into  a  physical  fight  because  i’m  too  pretty  to  be  getting  swung  at , but  if  it  did  happen ... just  dance  by  lady  gaga . ”

“ absolutely  nothing . i’ve  worked  so  hard  for  everything  i  have , i  deserve  it  and  more . ”

“ what  do  you  mean  what’s  our  deal ? we’re  in  love . ” @ivyisms

“ i  know , but  thanks ! ”

if there’s one thing that jack didn’t appreciate about the creation of humans, it’s their creation of social media, and what it has become. a bit too toxic for his taste, and he certainly didn’t care to present himself to the world. at least, that’s what he told himself – in reality, he was too pretentious for social media and maybe thought he was above it. he was a bit of an ass about it, but he’ll think he’s right, no matter what you tell him. so when a loud guy came into the store during one of his shifts, holding up a camera to his face and…. talking to it? jack was annoyed at first, but tried to ignore it. he went all around the store, though, and the loudness of it all got on jack’s nerves more and more…. until finally, he couldn’t really deal with it anymore. he walks up to him, unaware that he was in the middle of a live instead of filming a normal video. “do you mind? at this point i’m pretty certain i’ll be hearing your loud voice ringing in my ears during one of my nightmares tonight. what’re you filming, anyway?” he was told on multiple occasions to stop being rude to the customers. however, he simply couldn’t keep his mouth shut sometimes. @fiiore·

this  idea  was  actually  inspired  by  this  trend  he  had  seen  zillenial  influencers  doing , going  into  libraries  and  doing  dumb  shit . he  had  the  intention  of  going  to  a  library  as  well , but  instead , hit  up  some  random  record  store . to  be  fair , he  was  being  pretty  extra , walking  around  the  whole  place , talking  to  his  forty  six  thousand  and  counting  viewers  on  his  camera  not  so  quietly , and  skimming  through  records  with  his  black  colored  nails . he’s  so  into  his  own  thing , he’s  not  fully  aware  of  his  surroundings . “ this  place  is  so  eighty’s . it’s  just  full  aesthetic  vibes  here , but  honestly , who  has  time  for  these  things ? they’re  so  big ! ” he  had  been  around  a  ton  of  vinyls  before  and  actually  listened  to  music  from  them , but  he  had  to  pretend  for  the  video . he’s  about  to  say  something  else , when  a  rougher  voice  interrupts  him . fiore  had  his  back  turned  to  him , but  this  time , he  turns  around , camera  now  facing  the  other  male . it’s  actually  kind  of  funny  to  him , how  as  soon  as  he’s  is  in  view , the  comments  of  people  watching  the  livestream  instantly  become  about  his  appearance . wow , he’s  so  hot  😍 , or  who  is  that ? 🤤 or  just  general  thirst  comments  slowly  but  surely  begin  to  pop  up  on  his  screen  for  a  split  second , more  coming  through  quickly . “ my  voice  will  be  ringing  in  your  ears , yeah , but  i’m  pretty  sure  it’ll  be  anything  but  a  nightmare , ” it  was  kind  of  wild  how  he  could  so  easily  take  what  someone  says  and  use  it  to  his  favor , before  the  blink  of  an  eye , really . the  views  begin  to  increase , and  comments  like  ‘ OMG  FIORE ’ or  even  ‘ i’m  howling  wtf  😂 ’ were  coming  up , but  he  wasn’t  really  reading  any  of  them  now . instead , fiore  turns  to  him , giving  him  a  soft  smile , which  didn’t  match  his  personality  at  all , “ here , hold  this .... ” his  aqua  colored  eyes  glance  towards  his  name  tag  for  a  split  second , “ jack . just  one  moment , ” he  doesn’t  even  really  ask  him , his  soft  hands  just  placing  one  vinyl  on  one  of  his  larger  ones , grabbing  another  and  placing  it  on  his  other  hand , one  vinyl  from  the  black  keys  on  his  left  hand , and  the  other  from  vance  joy  on  his  right , his  phone  still  pointed  at  him . “ okay , so  i  like  both  bands , but  i’m  not  too  sure , ” he  pauses  for  a  moment , “ what  do  you  think , jack ? ” oh  my  god , he  really  is  the  worst .

                     @𝐟𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐱𝐨𝐱𝐨 just posted on instagram !

he’s  only  just  a  bit  tipsy , having  drank  just  half  a  cup  of  some  wine  back  home . of  course , he  makes  it  to  the  club  and  is  let  in  without  a  problem , knowing  the  bouncer  who  stood  by  the  door . however , once  he  heads  to  the  bar  to  ask  for  a  drink , the  guy , very  surprisingly , asks  him  for  id . fiore  raises  an  eyebrow , but  eventually  sighs  and  pulls  out  his  wallet , looking  around  for  his  fake . fuck , fuck , fuck . realization  sets  in  when  he  remembers  he  left  his  fake  in  another  wallet  of  his , all  the  way  back  at  his  place . oh  my  god . “ i  left  my  id  at  my  house , is  there  anyway  you  could  just  make  an  exception ? i’m  twenty  two . ” he  lies , his  facial  expression  not  faltering  for  a  second . the  guy  shakes  his  head  and  fiore  audibly  groans . “ are  you  serious ? i  come  here  all  the  time  and  no  one  has  ever  asked  me  for  id  at  the  bar . ” and  that  fucker  has  the  audacity  to  shrug , and  start  serving  another  person . his  jaw  visibly  clenches  at  not  getting  his  way , letting  out  a  scoff  at  what  had  just  happened . this  is  just  great . his  light  eyes  scan  the  place , trying  to  find  someone  he  knows . literally  no  one . he’s  walking  around , trying  to  get  by  people , and  he  looks  back  for  half  a  second  thinking  he  heard  his  name , but  nothing . as  soon  as  he  turns  back  the  other  way , he  crashes  into  someone , accidentally , of  course . he  has  an  insult  for  them  on  the  tip  of  his  tongue , but  when  he  see’s  their  face , fiore  knows  he  remembers  him  from  somewhere . he  stares  at  them  for  half  a  second  until  he  knows  exactly  who  it  is . they’ve  never  really  had  an  actual  conversation  before , or  even  seen  each  other  more  than  twice  in  person , but  fiore  figures , he  might  just  be  stupid  enough . “ sorry  about  that , i  thought  i  heard  someone  call  me . ” which , actually  isn’t  a  lie . a  light , charming  smirk  settles  onto  his  lips  when  he  notices  this  guy  is  not  at  all  bad  looking . “ you’re .... alex , right ? ”